
Oh, the joys of moving! I've moved so many times in my life; you'd think I'd have it down to a science by now. But in reality it's anything but a science, and I do tend to follow similar patterns when it comes to moving, and this move was no exception.
Stage 1: Plan, plan, plan - I surveil the new place with the eye of a New York Times senior editor, take copious and precise measurements, worry about colors and generally fuss over every detail in anticipation of my new, perfect home where I will live in perfect bliss, a zen-like existence complete with songbirds and cool breezes flowing through.
Stage 2:Pack, pack, pack - I gather the boxes and begin the packing process. I make sure to cushion everything with the care that one would use to pack the Queen's crystal. I label each box with specific information about the contents and where the contents are destined to be set up in the new place. I stack the boxes in strategic places, taking care not to block doorways or pathways.
Stage 3:Panic, panic, panic - A total free-for-all. Clothing, soap, English Breakfast Tea, DVDs are gracelessly thrown in boxes, bags and laundry baskets. How on earth am I going to get all this stuff out of here in the next hour, not to mention cleaning the spilled syrup out of the fridge, spot-cleaning all the mysterious stains out of the carpet, trapping and transporting my surly cat, and spackling the myriad holes in the walls created by overzealous picture-hanging? I just got cleanser in my eye, and I'm having a dust-driven allergy attack that no amount of pharmaceuticals can beat. Go, go, go...!
We got the place emptied out, though, and very clean. I have to say that both my husband and I are dream tenants - we always leave the place better than it was upon our arrival. Installed shelves in the pantry, planted flowers and lined the cabinets with lovely paper. Mr. Landlord better love the place!
In the meantime, I sit here listening to the dishwasher (hooray! didn't have one of those at the old place) cleaning up the batch of dirty dishes created during the havoc of the move. Boxes, baskets and bags of untold treasures surround me. Time to start chipping away at it. Chip, chip, chip -- hey, what's on the telly?